Hey, you. Yeah, that’s right. You, with the face.
We saw you checking out those tantalizing t-shirts. And let me tell you something: they’re every bit as great as you’re imagining. They fit all your bits in all the right ways. They’re comfy, the way only 100% cotton is comfy. They’re eye-catching, the way sparkly boobs are eye-catching. They’re generally awesome—just like the Menagerie Burlesque Company is! And if you’re lucky, you can have your very own FREE Menagerie Burlesque T-Shirt.
Oh, you read that right. But in case you didn’t believe it the first time, allow me to say it again: you can get an incredibly comfy, sexy, stylish Menagerie Burlesque Company T-Shirt for free. Click the link, tell us a little about, well. . .us, and ta-da! You’re entered to win.
Do it—you know you want to.
And do it right now—the contest will end on December 5th!