Time to Get Lucky!

Dirty Birds, Dirty Words 2 features some of your favourite Menagerie Burlesque Company performers and several very special guests.

We will shock, delight, and amaze you with talented tongues, big reveals, and, (of course) sparkly boobs. So how could it possibly get any better?

Well. . . you could get to go for free. Click the link to see enter.

We’ll pick our lucky winner on Friday!

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It’s a #SparklyBoobs Giveaway!

Hey, you. Yeah, that’s right. You, with the face.

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We saw you checking out those tantalizing t-shirts. And let me tell you something: they’re every bit as great as you’re imagining. They fit all your bits in all the right ways. They’re comfy, the way only 100% cotton is comfy. They’re eye-catching, the way sparkly boobs are eye-catching. They’re generally awesome—just like the Menagerie Burlesque Company is! And if you’re lucky, you can have your very own FREE Menagerie Burlesque T-Shirt.

Oh, you read that right. But in case you didn’t believe it the first time, allow me to say it again: you can get an incredibly comfy, sexy, stylish Menagerie Burlesque Company T-Shirt for free. Click the link, tell us a little about, well. . .us, and ta-da! You’re entered to win.

Do it—you know you want to.

And do it right now—the contest will end on December 5th!

Tickets! Get your tickets!

 

Right, here!  We’ve got tickets! Get your red-hot Sausage Fest tickets!

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We have tickets; you want tickets—it’s a perfect match. And if you’re very lucky, you can win them! Enter the Sausage Fest Burlesque Show Ticket Giveaway! as many ways as you want for your chance to see our sausage for free. The more of a superfan you are, the more entries you get.

Of course, there’s plenty of other ways to get your hands on our tickets. Get them from one of our wonderful Menagerie Burlesque Company members, purchase them at Better Off Duds, or drop us a line to make other *ahem* special arrangements.

See you at the show!