Bigger! Shinier! Boobier!

You wanted more #SparklyBoobs!

We agree!

And we’re going to give that and more in our next shiny presentation….

Big Shiny Boobs 2 : A Burlesque Show!

Everybody loves a sequel! The last set of BIG SHINY BOOBS brought you some of your favourite things! Live music, glamorous people, and this time, we’re bringing you EVEN MORE  BIG SHINY (Sparkly) BOOBS!


Tickets $20 in advance, $25 at the door. 19+ event. Doors at 7:30, show at 8 p.m.
Buy tickets here!

Brought to you in part by Saskatoon’s Worst Store

Glitch Gifts and Novelties

Edmonton’s Detonation Switch – Minni D’Bomme

Creep on us on Facebook, Instagram, or email us!

Advertisements

A Message from Your Cruise Director

As your cruise director, it is my responsibility to ensure you have a wonderful time aboard the S.S. Menagerie.  This is not going to be a boring, quiet 2-hour harbour tour!  Each of our two sailings includes some of the more amazing entertainers this side of the Atlantic and the Pacific.  The Menagerie Burlesque Company’s usual roster of outrageous performers will be bringing you a most ‘naughty-cal’ evening of entertainment.  Our classic beauty, Eva De La Manzana will be bringing to life another classic beauty.  Sadie Sugarbottom, or perhaps Stripperbottom, will have some truly adult entertainment to share.  Brigadier General Cornelius D. Longfellow, the 69th Earl of Coxford will be on hand (so to speak) in tribute to the storied military history of the S.S. Menagerie.  She is a decommissioned frigate after all.  Our very own sea siren, Foxxi Fuse, will be singing her heart out for you. We’ve got a great new dancer, Neil Ingman, gracing our stage.  Vitamin D has an amazing new piece prepared … and it’s just too juicy to give away!  Now, it wouldn’t be a cruise without onboard activities!  We’ll have synchronized swimming and aerobics taught by the lovely ladies of the Menagerie! There will be a game with fabulous prizes, a poolside treat, a sea shanty sing-a-long and a photo booth to capture your trip for posterity.  Your captain, Peter MorningWood, and I, Lola D’Moan, have an uncouth, uninhibited and unapologetic cruise planned for you!  As soon as Captain MorningWood finds the keys to the ship we’ll set sail for fun, adventure and sexy times!

We sail from Village Guitar & Amp on Friday, June 2 and Saturday, June 3 at 8:00 pm. Have your tickets an hour before sailing!  $20 in advance and $25 at the door.

Get your tickets online at Brown Paper Tickets.  In person at Glitch Gifts and Novelties (the worst store ever on 19th St. at Avenue B).  Or by contacting us at menagerieburlesque@gmail.com

Bring your rubbers it’s going to be a wet ride!

Love, Magic & Seamen,
Lola D’Moan – Cruise Director – S.S. Menagerie
HarpoonInJunePoster (2)

 

It’s a #SparklyBoobs Giveaway!

Hey, you. Yeah, that’s right. You, with the face.

tshirt-fb

We saw you checking out those tantalizing t-shirts. And let me tell you something: they’re every bit as great as you’re imagining. They fit all your bits in all the right ways. They’re comfy, the way only 100% cotton is comfy. They’re eye-catching, the way sparkly boobs are eye-catching. They’re generally awesome—just like the Menagerie Burlesque Company is! And if you’re lucky, you can have your very own FREE Menagerie Burlesque T-Shirt.

Oh, you read that right. But in case you didn’t believe it the first time, allow me to say it again: you can get an incredibly comfy, sexy, stylish Menagerie Burlesque Company T-Shirt for free. Click the link, tell us a little about, well. . .us, and ta-da! You’re entered to win.

Do it—you know you want to.

And do it right now—the contest will end on December 5th!

Introducing our first Sausage Fest guest!

Our next show, Sausage Fest: A Burlesque Show, is a celebration of masculinity in all forms. And we’re excited—so VERY excited—to have the talented Charlie Peters performing onstage with us.

charlieheadshot1“Charlie is delighted to be performing with the Menagerie. He figures he’s been watching them take their clothes off for long enough that he might as well get up onstage with them! Charlie is a Saskatoon-based theatre and opera director, actor, lighting designer, playwright, dramaturge, poet, and clown. He has a BFA in Acting from the University of Saskatchewan and is the recipient of the Saskatoon and Area Theatre Award for Outstanding Emerging Artist (2013) and Outstanding Lighting Design (2015). His work has been seen on stages across Saskatchewan and Western Canada. Charlie also works as a theatre educator with youth in need, using drama skills to build community, awareness, and self-confidence through active, imaginative learning. www.charliepeters.ca

Come see Charlie onstage and in-clown as Clip Pullstring at the Menagerie Burlesque Company production of Sausage Fest: A Burlesque Show, November 18-19 at the Nutana Legion.

 

_mg_6167

Photo Credit: Stephen Rutherford

GLITTER! A Burlesque Show!

If you are in Saskatoon, SK this weekend you do not want to miss this show!  It will be a glittery treat for your eyes and ears! Some might say it’s sure to be the highlight of your month!

All your favourite performers are here – Foxxi Fuse, Watusi Galore, Peter MorningWood, Sadie Sugarbottom, Penicillin Penny, Eva de la Manzana and Lola D’Moan!  We’ve got Jack Gently out of retirement!  And, some new folks on the scene – Vitamin D, Andy Phucter, Mila Macabre and Duchess Bliss!  You cannot find a better way to spend an evening or twenty bucks!

Come out to Village Guitar and Amp (432 20th St. W.) this Friday and Saturday (March 4 & 5) for our first show of the year!  You will not be disappointed!

Glitter Poster