Bigger! Shinier! Boobier!

You wanted more #SparklyBoobs!

We agree!

And we’re going to give that and more in our next shiny presentation….

Big Shiny Boobs 2 : A Burlesque Show!

Everybody loves a sequel! The last set of BIG SHINY BOOBS brought you some of your favourite things! Live music, glamorous people, and this time, we’re bringing you EVEN MORE  BIG SHINY (Sparkly) BOOBS!


Tickets $20 in advance, $25 at the door. 19+ event. Doors at 7:30, show at 8 p.m.
Buy tickets here!

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A #SparklyBoobs Perfect Pairing

So recently we announced that we’re giving away a free Menagerie Burlesque T-shirt, and we know you’re all very excited about that.

BUT! What if you want to guarantee that the empty spot in your closet would soon be filled with a Menagerie Burlesque T-shirt? Well, worry not: you can order one, or three, or 17. If you really want to, you can order enough that you replace all other t-shirts in your closet with identical Menagerie Burlesque T-shirts. Getting dressed in the morning will be easier than ever!

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Intrigued? Good. Take a look through the options below, decide what fits you best, then leave a comment here or contact us via Facebook to order yours for only $25 each. We’re accepting orders until December 7 for this inaugural run of awesome Sparkly Boobs wear, and don’t forget: your purchase supports local boobs and local art!

Options

Curvy (“Women’s”) Fit: Sizes XS-4XL
• Black with White Logo (Round-Neck only)
• Charcoal with White Logo (Round-Neck or V-Neck)
• White with Black Logo (Round-Neck or V-Neck)

Straight (“Men’s”) Fit: Sizes XS-4XL
• Black with White Logo (Round-Neck or V-Neck)
• Charcoal with White Logo (Round-Neck or V-Neck)
• White with Black Logo (Round-Neck or V-Neck)

It’s a #SparklyBoobs Giveaway!

Hey, you. Yeah, that’s right. You, with the face.

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We saw you checking out those tantalizing t-shirts. And let me tell you something: they’re every bit as great as you’re imagining. They fit all your bits in all the right ways. They’re comfy, the way only 100% cotton is comfy. They’re eye-catching, the way sparkly boobs are eye-catching. They’re generally awesome—just like the Menagerie Burlesque Company is! And if you’re lucky, you can have your very own FREE Menagerie Burlesque T-Shirt.

Oh, you read that right. But in case you didn’t believe it the first time, allow me to say it again: you can get an incredibly comfy, sexy, stylish Menagerie Burlesque Company T-Shirt for free. Click the link, tell us a little about, well. . .us, and ta-da! You’re entered to win.

Do it—you know you want to.

And do it right now—the contest will end on December 5th!