The Menagerie Burlesque Company Ruins Your Childhood!

This weekend, on a very special episode of Menagerie Burlesque Company productions, the Company members revisit the pop culture hits of their youth and childhood.

And wreck them.

When we decided to do this show, there were some VERY excited faces in the room. We were like kids on Christmas morning. Or Easter morning. Or Hallowe’en evening. Or any Saturday that involved cartoons and good cereal. You get the point. We were excited. And we still are!

We’ve had a ton of fun sifting through source material for costume references, music tracks, and general inspiration. The result may be our most over-the-top, ridiculous show yet. And like a lot of things in life, it’ll be way more fun showing off the fruits of our labour in front of an appreciative (if somewhat scandalized) audience.

So come be scandalized and let the Menagerie Burlesque Company Ruin Your Childhood.

This wonderfully ridiculous, nostalgic show runs September 8 & 9 at the Remai BackStage. Tickets are $20 in advance, $25 day of.

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A Message from Your Cruise Director

As your cruise director, it is my responsibility to ensure you have a wonderful time aboard the S.S. Menagerie.  This is not going to be a boring, quiet 2-hour harbour tour!  Each of our two sailings includes some of the more amazing entertainers this side of the Atlantic and the Pacific.  The Menagerie Burlesque Company’s usual roster of outrageous performers will be bringing you a most ‘naughty-cal’ evening of entertainment.  Our classic beauty, Eva De La Manzana will be bringing to life another classic beauty.  Sadie Sugarbottom, or perhaps Stripperbottom, will have some truly adult entertainment to share.  Brigadier General Cornelius D. Longfellow, the 69th Earl of Coxford will be on hand (so to speak) in tribute to the storied military history of the S.S. Menagerie.  She is a decommissioned frigate after all.  Our very own sea siren, Foxxi Fuse, will be singing her heart out for you. We’ve got a great new dancer, Neil Ingman, gracing our stage.  Vitamin D has an amazing new piece prepared … and it’s just too juicy to give away!  Now, it wouldn’t be a cruise without onboard activities!  We’ll have synchronized swimming and aerobics taught by the lovely ladies of the Menagerie! There will be a game with fabulous prizes, a poolside treat, a sea shanty sing-a-long and a photo booth to capture your trip for posterity.  Your captain, Peter MorningWood, and I, Lola D’Moan, have an uncouth, uninhibited and unapologetic cruise planned for you!  As soon as Captain MorningWood finds the keys to the ship we’ll set sail for fun, adventure and sexy times!

We sail from Village Guitar & Amp on Friday, June 2 and Saturday, June 3 at 8:00 pm. Have your tickets an hour before sailing!  $20 in advance and $25 at the door.

Get your tickets online at Brown Paper Tickets.  In person at Glitch Gifts and Novelties (the worst store ever on 19th St. at Avenue B).  Or by contacting us at menagerieburlesque@gmail.com

Bring your rubbers it’s going to be a wet ride!

Love, Magic & Seamen,
Lola D’Moan – Cruise Director – S.S. Menagerie
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Let’s Get Dirty

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Come see us at Dirty Birds, Dirty Words: Volume 2

The countdown is ON! There’s less than two weeks until our next show, and we’re getting positively hot under the collar about it. We can’t wait to show you our enormous. . . talent.

March 10 & 11 at the Remai Arts Centre. Call 1-306-384-7727 or contact your (very) friendly neighbourhood Menagerie Burlesque Company members for ticket information.

Time to Get Lucky!

Dirty Birds, Dirty Words 2 features some of your favourite Menagerie Burlesque Company performers and several very special guests.

We will shock, delight, and amaze you with talented tongues, big reveals, and, (of course) sparkly boobs. So how could it possibly get any better?

Well. . . you could get to go for free. Click the link to see enter.

We’ll pick our lucky winner on Friday!

Tickets! Get your tickets!

 

Right, here!  We’ve got tickets! Get your red-hot Sausage Fest tickets!

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We have tickets; you want tickets—it’s a perfect match. And if you’re very lucky, you can win them! Enter the Sausage Fest Burlesque Show Ticket Giveaway! as many ways as you want for your chance to see our sausage for free. The more of a superfan you are, the more entries you get.

Of course, there’s plenty of other ways to get your hands on our tickets. Get them from one of our wonderful Menagerie Burlesque Company members, purchase them at Better Off Duds, or drop us a line to make other *ahem* special arrangements.

See you at the show!

Dirty Birds, Dirty Words – Definitely Not a Thanksgiving / Black Friday /Christmas show!

Tonight and Tomorrow! An erotic poetry burlesque show! Definitely Not a Thanksgiving / Black Friday /Christmas show!

Tickets available – Pm us on facebook.com/menagerieburlesque

Or email menagerie burlesque @ gmail . com